Preface to "How to Be Rich"

 


Preface.

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The untold story of this first draft was crafted inside my head. A first draft that will never transform into words on a page. That night though, it conjured tears that streamed down cheeks as pixie dust snow pelted my headlights and dazzled the dashed yellow lines that flew by as fast as the memories flashing across my mind’s dashboard. Memories that mean nothing to no one, but everything to me…

I once wrote a story of a treasure no one could see. It was a “shitty first draft” as Anne Lamott would say, and perhaps still is. The story was about a lost pirate ship two coworkers set out to find and hold the valuable treasure. Instead, there was an empty treasure chest with an inscription that read: “Real treasure cannot be found on a sunken pirate ship, so let me give you a tip. It may sound funny, but don’t worry about the money. When you find that valuable itch, you know you’ll truly be rich.” That shitty first draft was a treasure I could not yet see.

It’s been said that “money can’t buy happiness.” That is incorrect. Money can absolutely buy happiness. What it cannot buy is true happiness. A true happiness that can only be found in those priceless items and immaterial things.

Money brought me a black lab named Fife, predecessor to another named Thelma Lou—but it didn’t build the unbreakable bond between a boy and man’s best friend.

I have many pictures of Fife, and those came from a camera that cost money—but it’s not money that pumps my heart with happiness when I relive those memories of her life.

Credit cards fill the gas tanks of cars that bring me places I love—but it doesn’t feel the fireworks that fused family Fourth of July festivities. It purchased the pontoon that graced the green waters of the Rock River, but it doesn’t provide the laughs echoed by generations on that very boat.

Basketball and baseball shoes have tied money to my feet for as long as I can remember—but money can’t comprehend how worth it it was to be a part of something bigger than myself. Money wasn’t in the locker room at the end of my last collegiate basketball game, and it wasn’t what gave me a hug at the end of my third winless season—that was the compassion of my teammates and coaches.

Money even bought the house I grew up in—but it didn’t fill it with love. That came from the people inside. It’s a place I’ll live forever, even when someone else’s money moves them in or my own money builds a foundation somewhere else.

And money most certainly bought the pencils and pens, and perhaps even the ink feathers, that have been used to change the world—yet it didn’t write the words that actually did so. Words like “But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.” Those words declared a nation independent and literally changed the world.

             I’m reminded of the day I sat in environmental economics as my professor pulled a crinkled George Washington out of his pocket, held it up for the whole class to see, and asked us “Why does this have value?” I sure didn’t know, it’s just a piece of paper. A year later, Northland College needs 12 million of those if there’s ever to even be another environmental economics class. If only that pixie dust snow magically flew Benjamin Franklins into the bank. George Washington happiness is just a part of life, but to truly be rich, you must value the priceless things. Treasures you can’t see, but feel. Millions of pieces of paper couldn’t solve the college’s financial problem, but the world’s future problem solvers will be stronger because of it.

Like every other little kid, almost all my life I’ve been asked “what do you want to do when you grow up?” What I’ve wanted to do has changed from one thing to another, but I now know this: I want to do what I love. To be rich in that way. And how can Blake Richard be rich? Creating images with words and cameras for the rest of the world to see is a good start.

So, when I grow up, I’ll be doing what I love—and I’ll be the richest man alive.

           

B. Richard

Northland College, 2024